4:12a: just got back to his place now. I don't want to talk about it
he looked upset that i wasn't completely shaven. i reminded him he had begged. and beggars can't be choosers.
Thats about the time I should have known you would run around naked and try to make out with my sleeping mother
You just kept yelling at the cabby "I own this cab" and insisted on smoking with all the windows up
It's been decided..lingerie is an investment. You get free breakfast and cab rides out of it.
you called your neighbor "slutsauce" then passed out on the stairway. not even sure why, but props to you.
Three Architectural classes: $990.00 Architectural supplies: $300.00 Changing majors and using my architectural supplies to roll blunts: Priceless
Okay I take that back some girl just said pussy sweat. Get me outta here
You had the nerve to crowd surf to your own bedroom.. I guess watching Aladdin high was probably the best idea ever
There is nothing quite so awkward as watching topless bullriding with your mother next to you..
All I know is that I woke up with my pajamas on inside out in front of a bowl of watered down kd. Sitting up. I didn't even make it to bed.
I may or have may not just taken a swig out of a jar of alfedo sauce in my fridge. Dont judge me
I spent $31 at mcdonalds last night. Threw my nuggets all over the yard, ate them out of the snow, picked a fight about it, vomited, then passed out.
Naked.
you pulled out seven eyelashes and made me count them multiple times whilst crying hysterically.
What! I said that you would fall in love? See I know better. Dark liquor makes me think everything is a dream. I barely remember saying that
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