We didn't go..parents came home with patron wanting to play drinking games --we asked no questions
we're at Rob's house and just invented the best drinking game ever....we are on Chatroulette and everytime we see a dick we all have to drink.
i pounded out a 17-yr-old on saturday night
no, that is not a typo
i turned her down on fri night, googled the state consent laws & then caved on saturday
there's a guy looking for his pants in my room, is he yours?
I do have sympathy for you. It's just not going to manifest as a blow job.
His blow is so strong I threw up. Buy it. I'm in nursing school I know what I'm talking about.
You blacked out and walked in on my neighbor breast feeding at 3am yelling "where is my best friend". I think we should go apologize.
He was like a foghorn with a huge penis.
Want to get naked in Baltimore this weekend?
I planned on emotionally scarring him for life this weekend. DAMN YOU PERIOD!
Dude... She just sent me a story of how she wants to fuck me on a boat and call me her captain.. Well ahoy mateys, lets set sail
Some guy is in my phone as Pat McAwesome.
Update: that felon in Georgia I slept with is now a police officer. What a wonderful world
We peed on campus in the middle of the tailgate and then hit on a married cop that asked you to stop touching him
I never thought in a million years that I would have a threesome with my boss and his wife and yet here we are.
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