Girl last night got so wet when I was going on down her it flooded up my nose. I nearly drown
I'm at my inlaws playing Scrabble. Go Fuck Yourself.
Capitaan dildo arrescate!
I woke up naked by my window. blinds open. smiley face drawn on my window.
I would ask why there is a chair tied to the door of the fridge.. but I am not sure anyone knows the answer.
Periouds do not concern me. Biploogival needs are buological needs.
There are very few times i will succumb to laying naked on my bathroom floor. But lastnight is a resonable enough cause.
He added his name to my To Do list. That's the way to my Type A heart.
So, I'm a little drunk in Seattle with Glenna, but we've all agreed that it's patriotic to think about Bill Clinton from time to time during sex. 'Merica
New drinking game, drink every time Rhianna says "Work" in her new song.
I bet I give better head than any other PTA mom.
Why would you trust me with ANYTHING!!!???
He told me to keep watching the Grammys and then went down on me.. I think I'm in love.
Got caught up in a real life love triangle. Both guys wanted me. I'm tempted to just run off with the cute girl from McDonalds instead
Please do that
so i fell out of a tree on the ave last night. someone told me there was alcohol at the top. bastards.
just bought safety googles to wear so he can cum on my face and not in my eye. SAFETY FIRST!
Randomize
