babies were throwing up all over the place
I didn't know that people actually queef. Is this a real thing?
I believe so, yes.
Would you be offended if I asked if it has happened to you?
The bubbles in my bathtub are singing to me in german....
I woke up in my girlfriends bed with another guy laying next to me. wtf.
You stuck your head out the window to puke and got hit with a mailbox.
All I want in this world right now are Doritoessssss
OK. You going to get home safe? Who are you with?
Doritoesssssss
the only sentence i could make out from her was "i will wash these herpes away"
the easter KEGG...out of a drunken typo there arose a new and spectacular holiday tradition
I'm sitting next to a ginger. She is decked out in olive green. Gingers fucking love olive green.
Thank god crabs can't live on your head. Thank god.
Everything is just really out of control. I hear puking from three different parts of the house. Roger has black eye from being punched. Kaiser tried shaving his head, but somehow burned himself. Music is bumping, but everyone is either puking and calling out for help or blacked the fuck out.
No. No. No. No one's allowed to fuck in the yurt.
I'm still me, I just happen to have things in my porn library that you may not have expected
Only you would come out as bi like that
The worst part about living in a small town is partying with your pharmacist and then having to buy Plan B from him the next morning.
I have dined. Now I want to get fucked.
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