If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
Just showed mom and dad the pics from San Francisco, while i played the Full House theme song in the background.
drunk enough to think that masterbating in the pool is an awesome idea
I've been watching anime, masturbating and eating nutella for three days. I hope she never comes back.
Thanks for the ave Maria song you left on my phone that lasted for TEN minutes.
I'm okay with corrupting his young mind.
Ew! He's just a child!
AND I'M GONNA SHOW HIM HOW TO MAKE ONE.
They're putting plan B in vending machines now. My life just got so much easier.
I accidentally KO'd a baby in the airport. Thought you should know.
drinking vodka, listening 2 smh at 530am slow cooking beef stew. you'll enjoy the stew and worry abt me in the morning. bon apatite
So I was trying to finish off that sick uv whipped and I chased it with yogurt. Not a good idea
Well, he hasn't actually seen me naked. Just my boobs... and the left side of my vagina.
Jesus when did you leave my house? I found 2 bottles of wine, vodka, and a book with blow all over it wondering if I was read bedtime stories
He was tied up with the electrical tape and force fed wine from a box. It was never going to end well.
Last night was fun but it wasn't right. I will say that our lives intersected for a brief and intense moment and we will just leave it there.
I text the word "masturbation" so much, all it only takes my iPhone to auto-spell it is for me to type "mas".
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