there are some really hot girls on the bus. i want to lips them
Encyclopedia Brown and the case of the missing condom.
I hope Brown isn't a clue to its whereabouts.
Mom is telling us about the time she drank her own breast milk. Help.
some guy just walked up to the bench i was on, backflipped off of it, gave me his number and walked away....i love this city
We need to get her some penis inspired head protection.
you spent 5 minutes trying to open an empty PBR and kept saying "don't worry i'll get it i've been working out"
I would like to add..this is the first november for two years that i haven't cheated on a bf...thank you..thank you
All together there was 318 cigarette butts in the pool... And my microwave.
I didn't know he had a girlfriend until after we had sex when he said, "Man I really gotta stop cheating on my girlfriend."
Obviously he considers you not fucking him as fucking up. Thus making him fuck up. Based on this I believe he should be disqualified from the race to your vagina.
No padding. I spent my whole summer with my nips out. October don't need that too.
I just read "to infinity and beyond" as "to infidelity and beyond" something is seriously wrong with my psyche
I feel like he's mythological. Like you just had lunch with the Loch Ness Monster of hotness
he sent me a green and gold dick pic and advised me I needed to come drive the snake from Ireland.
I need a rain check on breakfast. A frat boy said it was his dream to sleep with a MILF, I made his dream come true and he made me cum
There is no way I’m wasting 21 year old morning wood
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