You can spell. I can kill people with no remorse. We all have our skills.
Went to gas station for smokes. three cops pulled in. got gas i didn't need. found diff gas station.
good choice.
Charging the asians next door to us $5 a page to print their final papers because theirs broke. Bars close in 2 hours, lets go
i'm surprised you didn't wake up. like i literally came when he was fingering me as i was spooning with you and all you did was mumble "that's a good idea, mom" and pull the sheets away from me.
Well I could just do a roadtrip and hit them all. Slut tour 2012.
I just remember dedicating a shot to me giving you head so it was obviously a good night
Nah, just ran around, pinned random men to walls, bit their lips of and booked it.
Gotta admit I did think about bartering you out to the gay guys for $20 and the dudes flashy neck scarf
So our trip to Disney World ended in the three of us stripping at a gay club in orlando.
Her rack rivals that of the deer I shot last season. You need to get after that.
Which one of you drunk assholes put a parental lock on my cable box last night? More importantly, what's the pin? I'm missing the UK game.
Apparently today is power bottom appreciation day
Are you alone?
No, but I have to leave him in my bed while I go on this date.
She started crying, nearly punched a guy, started smoking multiple cigarets backwards and broke the slide on her bong. Why do I always end up babysitting the crazy ones?
I have mystery bruises on my right knee, right arm, under my chin, and on my forehead. What the fuck happened last night??
Randomize
