Yeah, she'd be cute...but she has faith. It's a problem down south.
She said she couldnt do it today but shed make it up to me next week
stick it in her butt and if she asks, say that thats what you thought she meant
and i looked up. we had an audience...
I love how my cats smell like pot.
I think I found an E pill under the couch.. Or really bad tasting candy. Check back in 30min this could get exciting
I would totes be making out with random people in the name of america if I was at the white house right now
You basically told your boyfriend at the time you were going to shit in his hands.
And I meant every ounce of it.
Also, you peed on your hand last night. Id just like to point that out
We just laid there in bed together, petting his dick and repeating, "IT FEELS LIKE VELVET!!!"
I WISH WE COULD PLAY THE DRINKING GAME TOGETHER AND THEN BANG FOR AMERICA.
Everyone else in class agrees the weed smell is coming from me
Just licked cheese from my hot pocket off my phone. I spilled because I was eating a Popsicle at the same time. Send an adult please
Nothing says "single girl" quite like Pinot Grigio and canned ravioli at 11:30 pm....
Upon further investigation my nipples are bruised and I have teeth marks all over.
My dad just informed me that I may be entitled to $1700 worth of stimulus money... looks like that hitachi is coming sooner than later. Let's hope for the best!
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