Bad news: I had to be at work at 7:15. Good news: no one had used the bathroom yet so I got to defile a freshly cleaned stall
good call on bringing her. it's always good to invite chicks who mix booze and prescription drugs.
it really sends the message that i like to impregnate mortal women and have them birth fantastic half man-half god infants.
I feel as if I owe my bloodstream some tequila.
Do you think she's aware of my deep hatred or should I set her hair on fire in her sleep?
I had a dream last night that you and me were eating cheesecake and according to my FATHER I was moaning really loud in my sleep. I seriously have issues.
I can't even use my hands i'm so hungover
I'm Still in a robe trying to piece together 3-7am I'll be there in a few
My mom got me high and then dropped me off at a church.
I've abandoned trying to find a logical explanation of your life.
Thank god I didn't get free from the hospital restraints. I wouldent have lasted long drunk, startled and in an ass-less gown In D.C.
Prop 8 repealed and I FINALLY got my period. Good day for America!!!
If I was home I'd be ouija boarding the fuck out of the house, haven't been this high since that day
I was totally pumped and so was my beard
I'm really interested in the size of his penis so report back on that one
The room got awkwardly silent right as i yelled "leave him alone! I know plenty of straight guys who like to suck dick!"
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