Who do you think planted the wheat? Who do you think cleared the land and killed off the native inhabitants? Women?
how come the more i say "don't get it in my eyes," the more gets in my eyes
at a bar and heard one girl tell another her tampon string was showing she goes i dont want it in anymore anyways. then proceeds to pull out her tampon in the middle of the bar and leave it on a plate. ewwww
I may or may not have just visibly given him head in front of three young children and their mom. They all looked mortified.
I think we should make a list of challenges so that when stuff like that happens, we can check it off. Like a scavenger hunt for hoes.
It just hit me that i made out with someone's mom last night
All I saw was a beagle come across the screen and explain the theory of relativity to me and leave
we smoked out of your homemade aunt jamima bong
Fuck. The basement bathroom I've been getting head in for 6 months just went 'Out of Service'.
I'm hungry
Come here to eat and play. It'll be like Dave and Busters except with sex
People spilled so much that there was a thin film of beer on the floor. You took a running start, screamed, "SLIP AND SLIDE!" and slid face first through the drywall.
Either she's trying to smother me and failing, or she just has a really bad sense of where her tits should go.
That moment when you see yourself in a security camera feed and realize you forgot a bra. And pants.
it wasn't a total waste of time; I mean how often do you get to play scotch pong?
.....fair enough
He used one of his curtains as a leash and hand restraints. He wins the creative sex challenge hands down.
It's a sad day when a deadly hurricane headed your way is less depressing than your relationship status.
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