PS Can you transmit a UTI to a sexual partner? I tried to ask, but the doctor just told me to abstain (sup Bristol) for my own good w/o answering
Just got new surround sound speakers for my computer... I feel like I'm actually IN the porn now.
mom and dad are leaving for florida on 4/20, this is a sign
I really wish you were half the slut you're sister was in college
I told her I had the flu when in reality I did way too many drugs last night, haven't slept and don't want to sit through a 3 hour buisness meeting trying to figure out which voices are real and which are in my head
But youre all cute and shit. Woo that cunt. And by cunt i mean strong independent woman
I had to break up with him he didn't understand my priorities. I'm sorry but Saturday nights are for pot and Doctor Who. I'm not going to change who I am.
stef broke her leg trying to vault over the coffee table. these olympics drinking games are going to fucking kill us
Thanks for letting me in last night. I was drunkenly sleepwalking.
It's 5am and I have yet to fall asleep. At what point do we just accept that I run on vodka?
I just had a visual of u banging and screaming at him at the same time.
We are gonna play a game I like to call what the fuck is in my pocket
Lol, perhaps. But the drinks are so cheap, the music is better, and the bartenders and bouncers all know my name. I can't abandon it, even if it is a gay bar, its still my Nirvana.
I can't talk, I can't walk, I think I'm twitching and I'm not even sure if I'm typing this. Help
Once you start using "cuddles" as a code word for sex you'll never get real cuddles again
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