So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
That bitch is like a bad destiny's child song.
theres bread in your mailbox im going to eat it
nevermind its newpaper
Sometimes I wish there were a little bird hiding that would periodically go, "creep-per."
Was just grinding with my bio TA. She asked why i wasnt studying
Using the ceiling fan to slice the hotdogs in mid-air can only be contributed to our liberal use of 1800.
Remember middle school health class where we used to say that when we lost our vcards we would be on the pill, using a condom, and have had our partners tested first? We were so optimistic.
The guy I wanted to make out with just got beat up, let's roll.
If we break up, I want weekend visitations with your penis.
I tried to say goodbye but you were hugging a trash can and I wasn't sure if you had clothes on
Just found a bottle of tequila in the washer.
Bad news? she threw her drink in his face, left her phone at the club, and disappeared. I found her laying in bed with the bottle she stole from our VIP service. Good news is she's asleep and I have the bottle, come home
My vagina is screaming your name . Wtf did you do to it
Phone keeps correcting good morning to "food moaning" and I like the way it thinks.
I have a vagina. So i automatically win.
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