next time dont tell jokes :) miss bonerkill
She said she didn't have time to shave "there"
Then she shouldn't have had time to order the lobster.
He gave her the shocker .. I didn't know people really did that.
I woke up to ritz crackers on the lawn, a keystone behind the hedge and puke on the rental car... i think that we have become that house...
So i know you wont get this until you land, but if i'm late its cause i was having sex. being blunt and hope that explains things.
its not thanksgiving till you and grandpa shotgun beers out in the shed, and lose
But he found my shoe...that at least deserves a handjob.
Sitting in the library studying = googling how to get laid in the library.
It was like being fucked by the god of thunder, he gained power from the storm. I took a Plan B because I don't think regular birth control will stop Thor's sperm.
Someone want to explain the bottle of ranch I found in my pants
I just ordered 30 klonopins from India that could probably be anything from Viagra to Midol. You need to find another friend to get advice from right now
i want to shrink myself down to penis size, climb inside of her pussy and just live there for a few months.
Just wanted to share my unfortunate vagina news in the hopes that it would make your vagina feel better about itself.
Doing a walk of shame at Wal-Mart at 3:30am because when I left at 11pm I was getting milk
He weighed maybe 130, his dick had to be 30 of it. SO BIIIIG.
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