We saw some woman wearing leather pants. It was weird. We have decided to follow her on her travels to see where people go in leather pants in Michigan.
Now would be a great time to stop wondering " Who let the dogs out" and go to sleep
last night was the icing on my 3 week vodka binge cake
i'm high and 74% sure there's a monster in my closet
she insisted i was the anonymous guy on formspring that kept asking to bang her
Clearly I went along with it
You tried to convince our cab driver that your $2 bill was worth $11.70
wait a second. did i just remember you the other night referring to your tits as tia and tamara.....
It's sad that the best source of heat that I have is my vaporizer.
so the photographer said "let's get a picture of the cousins" so we posed together, and then he said " lets get a picture of the couples" So we posed together.
Also this freshmen guy is talking about his gag reflex and no one is making blowjob jokes. I have no faith in the next generation.
Doing the walk of shame at 1 AM. Stumbled across a rave. This night is epic.
Also, I have your check. Also, still wanna drop acid?
And that is why I love you so much. You have the same cold black heart as me.
There needs to be a greeting card for "I miss having sex and smoking weed with you."
Just reached for my phone in my non existant pocket while it was in my hand.
Randomize