Somerville?? What the hell are you going to do there?
Watch a movie and have sloppy make outs OBVI. 45 Harris St. in case I die.
Dear everyone. As mark stated i did the 'piss n run' last night. This is all new to me and it scares me. Again, sorry. "if i could turn back time" -cher
you could play connect the dots with the people ive fucked in this room
i don't even want to say how many boners i've caused this week
ugh... I can't wait for campus to get back. Then everyone will have other things to try to have sex with besides me.
My clit is not a Gobstopper. Cut it out.
I need you to help me convince Steph that she will like Tequila if she would chase it with A-1
He raised his arm and dropped it in his sleep to smack himself awake. He knows his phone has an alarm clock right?
She had cheddar bay biscuits in her purse. Biscuits, Id and cash. I'm gonna marry her.
She wanted me to watch her masterbate and after she thanked me for a wonderful evening and left. This state is weird.
I'm giving drunk me full control of my body for the next few days. Please don't let me die.
I'm seriously considering selling my books back early. I don't use them anyways and I could really use the beer money..
Day drunk. He was sitting in the back seat, opened the door, leaned out, and peed right there in the dutch bros drive through. No one even noticed haha
I just woke up and I don't really remember anything past 1pm. How much am I missing?
A good 10-11 hours. You got laid twice. Also, you out-ran a cop and played football with a lamp.
I think I accidentally got a sugar daddy but I was already planning on sleeping with him so I’m going to see where this goes
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