you lied vaginas dont taste like gold fish!
noo i said youre golden if her vagina tastes like fish!
why do my parents always seem to be having way more sex than i do?
Home remedy for the herp. Black tea. I need to strap teabags to my wang.
does it still count as break up sex if it's 4 months later? sorry i'm just looking for an excuse to fuck him.
This girl would not stay down. It was like night of the living dead. She kept on rising up to haunt anything with a penis
she's doing key bumps of parmesean cheese
You want a summary? Scottish women that start drinking at 7 am. Cherries soaked in moonshine. Japanese beer. Old men smoking stuff that I'm pretty sure is illegal here and in Japan. One is doing a karaoke striptease. There's your summary.
I feel like weed makes my smarter. I'm watching the stocks and the way I understand if, do not invest in Yahoo right now because they are not fit for that.
Haha. Maybe he's one of those feminine men who fucks like a god then makes you fantastic crepes afterwards
If this were a real emergency kilted men wielding claymores and riding giant badgers would hve rescued said Guinness. So clearly this is just a hypothetical
My new boobs got me 12 drinks at the concert. Whose the real winner here?
Plus he is a pilot so I could give him flight dome
not that i'm not about exploiting men for money
First dip in a brand new jar of Nutella, and my man’s dick are two things I will not fucking share.
By the way, you totally deserve "i got a job sex".
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