It doesn't have to be a walk of shame...just pretend he took you to breakfast.
No one shows this much boob at breakfast
I've been reduced to Capt. Morgan and Golden Girls reruns. Ugh.
So im going to watch Hocus Pocus in my footie pajamas... How am I in college?
dipping my christmas cookies in kaluha. santa would be proud.
just heard someone say they saw a guy puke while riding a bike across campus without stopping
There comes a time in every girls life when she must use her boobs for good instead of evil.
Your pregnant arnt you
I fatbooth all their pics then decide which one is the cutest even if they gained like 400 lbs and then proceed to fuck him.
Walk of Shame'd halfway down a mountain, skiiers passing. Do not drink with lifties at the end of ski season.
were you high?
When?
Actually just blanket yes to that question
Oh shit I just realized the ropes are still tied to the bedposts
The problem with having a roommate is that you are forced to answer the age old question "Are you okay?"
Idk man, we spent like 20 mins arguing about the moral ambiguity of fucking in someone else's car
He has no idea he’s my boyfriend.
spent the night holding naked strippers up for keg stands and doing endless amounts of body shots. good game 8am final exam.
whats an extra semester when you've already been in college for 6 years?
I just got a handjob in the back of an Uber while a large German dude and a Midwestern fuck-boi sang along in falsetto to the Bohemian Rhapsody.
Randomize
