But if ***** wants to get filthy... Tell her to throw a text my way ;)
you're dressed like that and you're on the rag, that's false advertisment
like semen in my mouth is absolutely disgusting but i'd still like to experience it
You know what is really helpful - when the two guys you want to fuck stand next to each other. Stay tuned for who wins
The last thing i remember is saying breakfast beer and carrying the keg to my room and locking the door.
I am a terrible person. This is almost as bad as when I was going to see my ex while my boyfriend was at that funeral.
I can't right now...you know Sunday night is whn I get drunk and do laundry.
Drunk walkin through police station. America
I don't think my prof knows we've noticed her No Bra Fridays.
no drinking for a week
if by week you mean tonight and by no you means yes
His daughter is our waitress. I left her a ten dollar 'I'm sorry I'm a whore and fucked your dad' tip...
at least its a cool name to shout when he's balls deep in you later
Honestly, this is a first for me. I've always prided myself on my ability to pretend to get along with others.
May I the honors of taking your dick tonight?
The honor would be all mine.
i dunno but you just looked at him said "youre making me really wet" and straight pissed your pants
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