I didn't go out last night, but I dreamed that I blacked out and the *CRAZY* thing I did was to eat 12 cupcakes off 12 diff plates and stack them up neatly. If I had a life, I'd hate it.
singing james blunt while drunk. tell me thats not wonderful
I looked at my own cervix.
...seriously? chocolate pudding? motorboating? No one has even done that to ME and i am 69 times the whore you are
Do you think when graham bell invented the phone he ever thought that people would be using them to facebook on the shitter?
id like to point out that while i was just peeing a condom fell out of my vag.
I legitimately just tried to piss above my head. I got to my chest at highest. There's piss everywhere.
I have to think about this realistically and not with my vagina.
There is a good chance that the other night after a wedding reception i was at that i mailed you a drink coaster.
Ice cream after masturbating>masturbating any other time
I just passed a drug test. I want to shout that from the top of a mountain. Can we have beers on the top of a mountain?
Puke, feathers, beads, and solo cups all on my way to class. I'm surprised anyone's alive after this weekend.
there was 'chicken suit porn' in my search history.......also 'scuba diving porn'
A girl just invited me over for a blowjob and beer. Is this a trap?
If youre worried about being stabbed, you probably shouldnt be there.
Randomize