I just encouraged Kelsey to make out with some guy for beer so I could take one, does this make me a pimp?
By definition I think it does.
So this is what it feels like to be all that is man.
he is a creepy guy.
yea thats what heroine does to ppl.
There's a sign at Bashas for 30% off of 6 bottles of wine in Friday. That seems like a personal challenge.
It's like eating cereal and milk but instead of cereal it's gummy bears and instead of milk it's vodka.
the last thing i remember saying is "hope you like body hair"
You should know I just got pulled aside by TSA because they found a bottle of Bud Light in my backpack... Thanks for that...
He pocket texted me while I was blowing him in the car...What are the odds?
Considering how often you blow him,high.
How is it possible that I am in a completely different city, and there are 2 dudes here that I've banged? How????
I just wanted to give you a heads up. There's a crab in the kitchen. He doesn't have a name yet. We are just calling him crab for now. Oh! and we have memosas!
The things i do for you...I put all those condoms on a bed, complete with girl, and you sleep in the bathroom
So note to self oboe reeds soaked in Apple Rubinoff sound GREAT.
Duuuuuuuuuuck. and by that i mean fruuuuuuuuck. and by that i mean fuuuck
It wasn't exactly a dick pic. It was more like a body shot with a hint of wiener.
And no one can masturbate with the sound of Bernie's voice in the background
We had sex to Hey Arnold, Rugrats, and All That. I feel like my life has come full circle.
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