So I just had this crazy idea, and no it has nothing to do with the fact that they made me take shots at work.
and on the seventh day, God created megan fox
I either just heard my neighbors having sex or she really agreed with whatever he was talking about.
I'm pretty sure I have jizz on the back of the dress I wore to church. Awesome.
he was writing an apology letter to his liver in shakespearean english... That much fun...
I like your house better though. Cause it has febreeze and lube.
I don't think you have any idea how kinky that sounds.
I still have your handprint on my ass. You're not allowed to ignore me yet.
I know I said that I'd stop dating 20 year olds... but at least this one's not my student...
Think of this as an opportunity. Like Jesus just opened up his closet, and inside is an endless supply of huge, beautiful cock.
so i guess now we know you can get away with peeing mere feet from the Capitol if you shout IM PREGNANT at the guards
There is a hole in her door about 2 inch in diameter. You may see me on YouPorn
blue gatorade loses no color upon regurgitation
I'm tired of looking like my mother fucked Chewbacca.
All im saying is that my face might fall off.
I'm not talking about Donald Trump in the midst of sending you nudes
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