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(973): View more from New Jersey

Some broad at the bar just asked me how much money I make. I don't know whats worse, the question or the answer.

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(815): View more from Illinois

Woo Hoo! Just saw Asian kids with rocker mullets. Tried to get a picture on my phone, but you know how those ninjas are.

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(519): View more from Ontario

oh my god. my mom just found my pipe. she thought it was a dildo.

(1-519): View more from Ontario

like i said, there should be a sitcom about your family.

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(432): View more from Texas

He looks like he has a penis

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What the fuck

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A good one, a good penis

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(907): View more from Alaska

I know. She seems like she getting that "need some dick" restlessness. Might explain the feisty attitude

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(214): View more from Texas

Please don't drown this weekend. It would be a shame to lose a dick like yours.

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(734): View more from Michigan

I walked home with an awkward asain couple. There was a language barrier but I think we're friends now.

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(773): View more from Illinois

i just got hit on on the bus. Yes sir, because its every boys dream to fuck a forty year old with a face tattoo

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(815): View more from Illinois

If hypothetically I needed to puke on the bus... how would I go about doing this.

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