Who knew there were guys that wanted to only stalk you instead of date you? Count on me to find them!
So apparently I told him I was off to go "whore skipping" and I disappeared into the night skipping down the street. I know this because there's video.
heey were did you guys go? last time i remember seeing you i was throwing up in the fountain
im so poor im using the bottom of my laptop to heat my food.
The sun is so bright. Whhyyyyy. EYES ARE DEAD.
My only regret is that I have but one penis to give to your vagina.
Well, let's see..I held him while he cried for 30-40 minutes, woke up on his couch AND he gave me a ride home in his underwear. Shit show is not even the half of it.
Her next conquest seems to be stealing her ex-boyfriend's new girlfriend. Pretty sure everyone involved is totally OK with this.
He is getting married. In the time it took for this conversation he probably cheated on her three times
My moms new boyfriend looks like Stu Pickles if he was in a biker gang. He gave me free coke though, so come party?
That's right. I just LL Cool J'ed you up in this bitch. Zero fucks.
Beard. Chest hair. Job.
The holy trinity.
I remember 2 things. 1. Hanging through the window. 2. And she needing a bucket to puke in. That’s all. I have no other memory.
I want you inside me. Finish your papers.
oh he pulled my dick out. wanna come over after he leaves
GET OFF YOUR PHONE
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