This is the first month I have not taken plan B to get my period in over a year
And somehow that makes me sad knowing I haven't had raunchy unprotected sex in a month
I wish everyone walked around campus with a video of what they did this weekend above their heads.
someone just puked in the library. they put up caution tape. i totally underestimated finals week.
"Students using Axe body spray to light selves on fire" is a real headline from a real newspaper. WHY AREN'T WE DOING THIS RIGHT NOW?
She said just put your tongue in there and don't linger. I have other things to do.
Apparently that big girl from last night tried to take me upstairs when I was blacked out and all I did was grab Qs arm and whisper 'don't let her take me'
i've created a new STD.
I walked home with him, but I had to pee...so I did...as we walked. He was so drunk he didn't even notice. Good thing I was in a dress.
Apparently he walked into the room and started yelling at some huge hairy dude to get out of my room. Except it wasn't my room... Because he was on the fourth floor.
A guy claiming to be the Japanese counterpart to the White Power Ranger is trying to take me home....
Everyone thinks I'm sleeping but I'm actually just melting.
I just put vodka in my apple sauce. Spice up your fucking life.
i definitely signed you up to receive text message notifications from a jukebox last night. Not even sorry.
so i just realized the reason you didn't answer my call last night is because the remote isn't a phone.
After we fucked we sat in bed and watched Charlie St. Cloud and he fed me ice cream. It was probably the most romantic thing I've ever done.
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