Just saw 2 very young girls abandon baby buggys in the Xwalk to fight. Gotta love Holyoke.
Yes. Hungover. All the boys are going wakeboarding. Boys only. I wish I was a gay guy so I could go wakeboarding but still suck dick.
Picking up third year law school girls is like MILF hunting for beginners
I just found her phone in the quesadilla maker...
I swiped a lunchable and a gatorade from my one night stand's fridge, does it count as a date now since a meal was included?
man, work is way more interesting with these acid flashbacks.
I made him tell me how he proposed to his wife before I'd bang him. I have a problem.
dude they had a "sorry for partying" wall in their house which consisted if all the hospital bills, tickets, detox receipts and court orders they've gotten. The ENTIRE wall was covered.
I smell like fire and strippers. Successful sunday funday.
I'm sorry I murdered your sperm with my alcohol saturated Olympic uterus.
How the hell could he be confused. He had a naked girl running to him. I feel like he would enjoy that.
Nobody wants to date "Eats Taco Bell Secretly In Her Car" Girl
I'm really tired of this guy walking his chicken in my neighborhood.
Listen, I just paid for a hotel room, so I didn't have to have sex in his car. I'm adulting successfully.
What do you think would be the best way to remove a baby carrot from a vagina?
Randomize
