Warning...her vagina is big, like sleeping bag big.
Just passed a sign for an "adult food and fuel superstore". Wtf does that even mean?
im not sure but a few things come to mind which just makes me giggle
Guys should not giggle. Ever.
She does have a great personality.
Yeah, in her vagina.
She helped me organize my comics and then blew me. This is the one.
just shottied a beer can with a pumpkin carver. i love October.
Well at least he is okay. If you call the fetal position in my living room floor "okay"...
Can we go to Home Depot next week? Drunk Kim broke my toilet with a hammer.
we can be functional adults and still think pizza lunchables are the shit
True but, who really needs money in europe? Just barter with sexual favors. A bowl of cereal is worth a blowjob.
before the moonshine you were already braiding the bouncers beard -_-
He came over drunk in a speedo i told him he has my vote he said who are you voting for when i said obama he took off running and shouting i was worthless like an empty beer can
You seriously don't remember crying about how much you miss your mom right before we hooked up?
Vibrator fell off the top of the dresser and hit me. This might be the most embarrassing black eye incident ever
I apologize for using the phrase "monster cock hentai porn shit" to describe that guy I picked up last week.
They offered me pot brownies in 7 minutes flat. Imagine my horror when I had to be like, are those gluten free?
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