I haven't shaved so I have to behave myself. I'm going to do this from now on.
You screamed 'pound me, you big thick stud.' I looked around for porn cameras.
Shut up. I did not.
I really wish I was making that up.
i just woke up and "where the fuck is taco bell" was in my search engine...
you should buy a sheep. A) you get an awesome pet. B) free coat
I need a leather bustier to keep them in.
Too kinky for 11:30am. Stop that.
My gaydar just like overheated and exploded watching the male figure skaters on the olympics
after watching ten minutes of "the decision," I conclude that King Lebron has more influence on America than Barak Obama. I love our countries values.
we used the bottom of a tampon for coke since no one had a 20 on them. My life has resisted to this.
Did they have a limo or was i just stoned?
im drinking tequila tonight so will you babysit my bra?
Partying with them is like having your dick stapled to your left nostril
Like we just had a bunch of sex and then he threaded my eyebrows in bed lol. It was amazing
who has a one night stand on Christmas ? But he's pretty attractive so thumbs up
It's gonna be me and some oreos tonight. Basically like sex
so he'll eat food out of a dumpster but he won't lick your ass?
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