Go to google and type XXX
.......Is that how you look for porn?
You know the guy who poops at a party and then leaves and you go in, do your business, and come out and there are girls outside that think you pooped and no one talks to you? I'm the guy who poops before you go in, because I'm in a relationship and I hate you.
Haha oh wow he'd be perfect. He's got everything MTV looks for in a real world cast member. Gay. Tool. From Methuen
Mark is going to get hypothermia. he is shirtless eating snow bc he "doesnt want to be dehydrated" tomorrow. youre in charge.
My cab driver just texted me 'goodnight beautiful'. I think my 'desperate for a guy phase' has just moved into a fuck my life phase.
I'll be spending 4/20 on a cruise ship, so i need a babysitter to make sure I don't reenact Titanic
You crawled everywhere and rolled in ice cream. No more vodka for a month.
Ok. I'll enjoy the quiet (translation: I might be naked, call ahead if you come home tonight)
I don't think you understand. I woke up under the car. At 3 am. In the club parking lot.
sitting in the kitchen naked and eating stirfry, random dude left my room saying thanks and gave me a bottle of wine. explain...
Who the fuck gets injured on a merry-go-round? HOW IS IT POSSIBLE??
I lose my morals, my dignity, and my selfie stick :(
Thought the acid was fake. Then my reflection didn't move when I did in the bathroom.
She is crazy bro, she'll kiss me after eating her ass but looses her fucking mind if I double dip a french fry in "our" ketchup!
Fuck him. He can bang that skeezer all he wants. Fuck her lawyerness I’m a YouTube star
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