We could sell used underwear with pictures of us wearing them.
it was all downhill after the free blackjack taco
Fuck the gym. I just shaved m'cooch and my pants now fit looser.... Dont judge me.
We're starting "No Hesitation Fridays." The probability of this going horribly are between 100 to 125 percent
Her vagina turned into a vuvuzela. I didn't know it was a possible to have a wet nightmare.
The girl in the white might have stds. I'm strangely okay with this.
How would one go about tricking someone into chugging an entire bottle of tequila?
Does saving a line for myself for the morning so I don't seem hungover at work count as responsibility?
Adult decisions.
my mom just walked in on me in the shower doing the "ass hair shave" pose.
I'm so glad we both made out with him though. I feel like that really brought us together
I just accepted my offer to work as a camp counselor over the phone between shots of Fireball. This is going well for me so far.
Is there some sort of line being crossed when your shower activities start to involve jimmy johns?
Sometimes having a penis is like having a really stupid drunk best friend. You see it doing dumb shit but you're just not the one in charge.
This kid wants me to stop partying. Like I have only known you for 5 days. Chill.
We had sex on the tiger blanket while I was wearing my Ukrainian shirt and my ass touched the Ukrainian flag. Happy 25th Ukraine!
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