Whats up?
Drunk as a mother trucker with panties on her thumbnail..laying thee down
Stay up. I'm coming home in a little
Ill try..hurry!!!! Thine hour awaits you
sometimes i look at this picture of your cock before i go to sleep, there's something comforting about it
For the whole 7 seconds I lasted, I was in heaven.
I decided that not getting a job after college is gods way of telling me I will make a great housewife
How am I a tease?
Dude you flashed me ur vagina and walked away.
ONLY PART OF IT.
I'm going to email her once I get off the bathroom floor
Just curious... Do you still have the cocks bracelet? You know, the one we pass around to whoevers been the biggest slut recently?
These old men are woofing at me..PLEASE HURRY
i'm in that phase where i'll swallow anything except food
Nobody in the ambulance liked me...
He spent $1100 at a strip club. If I had that kind of disposable income, I'd make a cocaine sandcastle.
It was awful. Their identical twins so it was like having sex with Jeff wearing a wig and shaved legs.
He stood next to me peeing as I was puking behind a car in the parking lot, telling me how much he loved me. On the other hand, he loves me!
and then you proceeded to throw soup at him for calling you a bitch...a CAN of soup...
How drunk were you? in an effort to seduce him, you demonstrated your lap dance skillz on his dog.
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