I think his glow in the dark Star Wars sheets, at the time, really turned me on.
couldnt find a condom. used a surgical glove instead. actually worked and the sex was great. thanks nursing school
But it was well worth it to see a man fly through the air in a beaver costume...
Found out that no one else got Christmas bonuses...and you said nothing good could come from sleeping with my boss.
Call me next time you want to get irresponsibly drunk when we have grown up things to do the next day.
All three women i have fucked in the past week are here in the same bar. Gameface, go.
Gonna go for any of them?
Thursday night girl, but friday is watching and tuesday is serving us.
I think shooting the BMW with the bow and arrow is when our group became the evening's antagonist
It's basically the same plan, only step one gets revised to "look hot enough that he forgets I fucked his roommate"
I seem to have forgotten that I am wearing a one piece bathing suit under my clothes
Remember when puke and rally meant a good time? Fuck pregnancy
Taking advantage of alcohol's depressant capabilities to curtail my fever. SCIENCE!
He had an extremely smooth butt for a man with such rough hands.
Apparently, Lolla sends you an email every time you use your wristband to buy a beer.
21 new emails...yikes
It was great. He never spoke.
That's not why it was great, just that's all I remember.
Apparently I handcuffed myself to the dishwasher...
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