I am not hooking up with him just to see what his penis looks like.
okay serious question, the water is shut off in your house, do you attempt and use the clean toilet water for your new bong?
Stop being a whore!!! Everyone can see!!!!
Just saw 3 10-year olds in business suits drinking iced coffees at the cafe. I'm officially a failure if these kids have jobs and I don't.
So there's 10 guys in this picture..I've made out with 5 of them. does this make me a slut?
eh 50% isn't bad..i'd say 80% is slut material.
I found a digiorno pizza in my washing machine.
It was cool in an 'oh shit I'm gonna get arrested' way.
walk of shame into the pharmacy with a busted up chin and laughing the lady at the counter rolled her eyes at me when I asked for the morning after pill.
I stuck a note to his door with my gum explaining why i couldn't spend the night. as i was walking away, he opened the door...i fell down and played dead. deffinitly didn't see me.
The ketchup exploded, and totally splooged his face and the wall. You could see the outline of his head in the wall splatter.
We'll just charge in there, all pant less and fabulous demanding he give back her ferret.
Maybe is for pussies. We only say yes in this household
we watched a guy take a shot of tequila while riding a unicycle
Yes please. My parents would fucking love him and I'd love fucking him. That's a win-win if I've ever seen one.
I’m on my way to fuck the new hockey player
Ride him like a Zamboni
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