I just want to know how you cleaned her puke off the twister mat with no gloves. And didn't throw up
I don't even have to sign up for karaoke at duncans anymore. The karaoke ppl just sign me up themselves. Without my consent. I also sang stacys mom to some lady named Stacy who's mom died yesterday.
Nope it's him. He's whispering to himself and buying asparagus.
No, i went to get it done but the guy couldnt find it. exhibit A of why i wanted a clit piercing in the first place.
I'm sorry for peeing on your door. But it was your decision to open it.
at what point last night did we decide it was okay to let me hitch hike to another bar?
I'm helping my Mormon ex boyfriend from high school embrace his inner cross dresser. This is truly god's work.
Also, if you all get arrested i'm coming to laugh at you because i don't have the money for bail.
Not sure how ur night is going, but unless u also saw a naked drunk chick pissing outside i doubt it can top mine
this dude, we had a connection. he kept smiling at me. it's like he knew i was gonna facebook stalk the fuck out of him
People shouldn't leave you two alone together. You're just going to end up having sex.
If you get that boat I will recruit some boat hoes for you and tape a video and sync it to I'm On A Boat. This is happening.
Can you send me the pic of me puking with a quesadilla on my shoulder
I'm sorry for what I said when I was orgasming
I'm killing it this week, I've peed my pants and put my vibrator into the washing machine.
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