I've decided to only have meaningless sex from now on.
And what brought this epiphany?
I've decided it's a lot easier to have dirty amazing sex with someone when you don't care about the other person or what they think of you. I'm going to test this theory soon. Will update you later
they have a walk of shame score keeper on their fridge. I marked my tally for him on my way out..
I'm sorry that spending new years with you was fucking my boyfriend in your bathroom multiple times
He still lectured me about forgetting shit. Than he said he's gonna paint me green so I can stand in a corner and be a plant.
Theres a midget tsa agent. Just an observation
i also took my stockings off in the bathroom and blew my nose with them in the cab ride home. james was appalled
I show up hung over with mcdonalds. Why wouldn't he have sex with me? It's a fucking leap year...
They won't let us do straight shots of 151 since that guy lit his face on fire.
If my sophomore year were to be made into a novel, it would be titled "dances with salvia"
posting about faith hill is really not helping you get me into your bed
There is a chick at the bar in a bumble bee onesie, complete with wings. Yeah, I must be back in Seattle.
We've been watching Scooby Doo and having sex for the past 36 hours, so life is great
U know this is gone far when im in the bathroom trying to take a pic of my asshole
My fuck buddy just proposed... Correct me if I'm wrong, but doesn't that completely defeat the purpose of FRIENDS with benefits?
Now you can be friends with Insurance Benefits.
Remember that time we were together? Yeah, I don't miss that.
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