i just saw a guy carrying a medieval times commemerative glass filled with vomit.. there were 2 people cheering him from behind
I just wanna buy a tempur-pedic so i can drink in bed and not spill
puking up blue gatorade is not as nearly as much fun as it sounds
I wish you had a penis so you could experience peeing out the window in front of a crowd of people leaving parties.
Well that wasnt the exboyfriend i expected to hook up with today
He invited you over for Super Sexy Saturday and Cosmos... I'm pretty sure that's gay
my mom and grandma just had a splits competition. slut runs in the family
He looks like he got hit by a weed-eater with chlamydia
Adderal just makes me love life. I want to do so much. I just can't stop thinking about all the wonderful opportunities we have and how lucky we are and I want to make a difference in the world. I just have to reign in my brain and convince it that changing the world starts with a college degree, which depends on studying for these finals.
Dude.. full face helmets and hangovers do not mix... I am never going to get rid of the smell of puke.
The sad thing is; I'm getting used to walking around feeling like I could hurl at any minute.
"Douchebag of the Year" award goes to the guy who didn't reply to the picture of my tits.
And it's settled. 10 months is the appropriate amount of time before having the dick pic discussion.
At first I was nervous, then drunk me thought: What other chance will you realistically have to fuck a British guy?
You've reached your one pic per night limit. To increase your limit, start conversations before 9 and submit your request for an additional pic before 10.
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