you're drinking in the law library????
...not a bad idea....
probably not a good idea either.
don't get me wrong, i like my boss a lot, but not enough to not bang his daughter
just woke up and this girl had my cellphone nestled in the front of her thong. i kept thinking "is this a trap?"
why oh why did i suck thise tits. nothing but trouble fuuuuuu
Does Jim keep sending you pics of him in drag too???? If so, are you also slightly uncomfortable?
Only Jon could get an entire commuter train to chant "Ride! Jon! Home!" to get a girl in bed.
Well his arms broken so they only cuffed his good wrist to his belt. That's how he cast smacked me in custody.
Hey! Where are you? It's Irrisponsible Patio time and you're not here firing shots down summer student's throats
May or may not have just put tequila in my special "kids+" orange juice fortified with vitamins a, b, c, d, e, and now t.
Yeah he told me he wanted a serious relationship, but he's posting pictures of his dick on Kik.
Apparently chalking everything I've done these past 48 hours to the fact that it was homecoming, is like a "get out of jail free" card.
Pregnancy has ruined porn for me. I can't watch a hot chick get it on without being jealous of her perfectly waxed shit. I can't even see my shit.
How do you politely tell someone to get out of your house in Russian
Just a reminder- you dropped broccoli in my car and then felt bad for it and named him Henry
I know. I miss henry.
How do I tell my boss I have slutty fantasies about him, me and his conference room table?
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