"romantic friends" sounds more classy then friends with benfits
How did people poop without Blackberrys?
Motorola Razers?
Stone age, man.
I really should sober up and deal with this hangover
It seems to be one of those life decisions I'm perfectly content never making though
ill give you a picture of me naked for $5. im desperate.
We're playing a drinking game to 'how to train your dragon'. has it really come to this?
we tried to steal a tractor last night. you should have come out.
We fucked to techno music while he wore shin guards... best sex ever.
It was actually pretty good. His cock is as fat as the rest of him and I took out my contacts so I couldn't see him clearly.
He even wore it to bed. What the hell. He's too excited about that goddamn costume.
I don't think that calm, have their shit together people actually exist.
I need a costume
Dude just wear a bra or something hahaha
I just remember banging him and then at some point I went and took a shower and went and laid in the closet
I had a sex with someone last night and I was so drunk. i told him to tell me his whole name so I can say it back to him in a "sexy" way.... Because I forgot it
How was jagerbomb pong?
It was like communism. Great in theory. Terrible when put into practice
It’s like my vagina just knows when a man is a barrel-chested freedom fighter.
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