So ignoring my calls doesnt work if you update your facebook a minute later.
I'd do that. But we would need storm trooper helmets.
she did the YMCA with her lgs... i think she forgot she wasnt wearing any underwear
Im so ripped right now that i just filled the almost empty bottle of choc syrup with milk and drank it straight out of the bottle. It was on pointttttt.
Yo, if someone calls you asking for John Stamos, just go with it.
He said last night that he'd never had such a great conversation and such a great handjob at the same time.
Guess whose mug shot is NOT on the Internet anymore?!?!
Im walking to an ob gyn practice session right now. Literally have to get face first in a middleaged vagina in 10 min.
my head feels like a yellow yolk spinning in a circle at the bottom of the bowl.. i may have a concussion, love auto correct
If this nail lady pinches my achilles one more time im kicking her directly in her bedazzled boobs
Ya. My thumbs are those buffalo's, but my legs are spirits and my torso is that Indian guys and my head is the eagle
I have never thoroughly inspected the geometry of my nipples until now. How do I fix this?
Just want to apologize again for asking to spot your form in the shower.
Watching a guy masturbate in real time is a lot less theatrical than porn had me to believe.
will you help me invent vagina-safe pop rocks?
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