Taking a 35 year old indonesian home, only in vegas ;-)
bad idea #53- masterbating while on period.
she said i was amazing, then i left to room to take the rubber off and came back to find her masturbating with my xbox controller while niko got a call from roman.
just throwing this out there: period starts tomorrow sooo either sex tonight or not until tues/weds.
i get a bj anyways so it's really your choice.
k i'll be over in 5.
I had to move some guys boxers out of the dryer. This is the closest I'll be getting to dick this month.
I told him we can only be friends from now on & he said he knows but that I'm the 'best he ever had'.
you slept with him again didn't you
you can't just quote Drake AND compliment me at the same time & receive nothin. he knows me too well
I had to throw up. it was the only way to avoid kissing her after she swallowed..
you dragged me by my throat over to the shots. this is a new level of alcoholism..
I had to stop mid sex to take my turn on words with friends so he wouldn't get suspicious. Hookup of the night helped me. We won.
He was wearing a tux and a big sombrero so it automatically made the flute he was playing totally cool
looked up people from my old yearbooks. 3 ex boyfriends are gay. im getting drunk now.
At least they play good movies in the waiting room of the pregnancy resource center.
And today, on Faces I'd Like to Sit On .... The starting line up of the German National Football team
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