He looked way older than 15. He probably thought that since I have braces I was 15. Fuck. The 6 year age gap is never to be spoken about. Especially because what happened constitutes as illegal.
Whats the name of the guy with his hand down my pants?
she was mad because i didn't remember our fuckaversary. fuck buddies are getting too demanding..
I don't even know. I woke up to a text from someone named Vick saying he was 'legit worried' that I had herpes.
That's unfortunate. Distance can be a stoner's greatest enemy.
You make it sound like a battle for Middle Earth.
For Valentine's Day I've purchased six lighters and I'm decorating them for him. I'm on a full ride to an art school and this is what I'm using my talents for. An intervention is needed. Please stop letting me date stoners.
I don't know at which point last night turned terribly, terribly wrong, but it was somewhere around Motel 6, specifically the parking lot.
Her roomates have been scoring her hookups. I got 8.9, best of the week!
I'm praying that the company stray cat shows up tomorrow. I think I may have hit it while leaving Friday. Nobody will believe it was an accident after I hit the last one.
I wound up gambling on giant connect four with the bartender. I think he saw my boobs.
she has that "i will punish you like your mom did" vibe, i think guys like that.
I got St Patrick's Day drunk on Friday and apparently ordered a Total Gym in the middle of the night
well apparently i sat in the bathroom staring in the toliet at my vomit. it was blue. how was your night?
The only thing i ask you for is vegan food and sex.
I called to inform you I may or may not be getting laid tonight ...
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