I want to come over to your house, give you money for liquor, fuck you, and then kick it untill I have to go home. Was that blatent enough for you?
We saw some woman wearing leather pants. It was weird. We have decided to follow her on her travels to see where people go in leather pants in Michigan.
woke up in a shopping cart using a keystone box as a blanket. how was your night?
Just saw ur first draft of ur suicide note.
You spelled "worthless" wrong.
i'm having taco bell mild sauce and tums for breakfast because i'm hungover and thats all i can find. it's like thanksgiving up in here
We've reached the point in our fuck buddy relationship where we are playing words with friends. This is too intimate.
Ohhh,that's true. Babies are only fun when you're high. Otherwise, they're the worst kind of people.
Well ill be drunk so just come find me. Its like where in the world is Joey San Diego
I just threw up vodka and hot dogs in a handicapped stall with someone in it who couldn't make me leave because he couldn't walk.
You kicked me our in the middle of a blizzard with a dead phone. I had to give my watch to a pizza delivery person to take me home. You owe me a gyro too.
Apparently she hired a private investigator when he took out a restraining order on her. So the answer is no, I didn't hit it.
It's so weird fucking this kids aunt then going to the gym with him everyday, but my sick minded self loves it.
Refresh my memory....were we forced to leave or did we choose to leave?
I am at a cat party and I just witnessed people lapping vodka out of a bowl for a contest. Lol
he tied his pants around my leg to stop the bleeding... i think he just wanted a good excuse to take his pants off
well did it work?
it was a success in both ways.
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