needless to say, I hope she has to get an abortion again
then she said "on the count of three I think we should apologize to eachother"
time for a it's-monday-night-and-this-week-is-gunna-suck-drink.
She's been drinking and was roller blading. I'm sure you can do the math
I just faked an interview like I fake a fucking orgasm. Wonder if these candidates can tell I'm a tired and hungover recruiter?
they call him the transporter because he'll be your designated driver in exchange for sufficient weed or sex.\n
what about money
no - he has a code he lives by
the lesbians just got naked and went into the ocean... this never happened when i was a camper.
Either your boy toy or the kid who pulled a knife on me in high school is here
What I do when I'm blackout drunk is none of my business.
Omg, those nutella cakes are heavenly, like licking the nipples of a muscular black Jesus.
I think the universe has a conglomeration of sentences reserved only for me.
i told him I'd let him eat part of a weed cookie out of my cleavage, so he pulled over like a gentleman.
You don't know how small your school is until you know everyone in the ER on a Friday night.
Why is it pressure? I want to see your cute face and possibly sit on it. You make it like its a bad thing.
Last night I drank three beers and threw up in a tree house. I am ashamed.
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