What would you say if someone told you they liked your lips?
Which ones?
when did we get to this "texting at random" level on friendship?
You probably shouldn't be hiding under someones bed listening to them get head
even if everyone didnt know them screaming eskimo brothers and high fiveing over my head kinda gave it away
i was just skypeing her and i saw the vagisil medicated wipes in the corner of her room. i'll be breaking this off tomorrow
Also, I once came to the conclusion after this one boy, that her pleasure condoms are a college boys version of flowers
im probably shirtless right now with a bottle of jack watching horton hears a who. this is a judgement free zone.
I learned so much about myself in that shower.
Im going to be coked out with hello kitty fire arms. Valentines day can suck my dick
hey, being drunk and dumb is my thing. Don't take that away from me.
EW HE JUST SNAPPED ME A NUDE BUT HE CENSORED HIS DICK BY COLORING IT I DID NOT ASK FOR THIS
Just so you know, if I get bored tomorrow I WILL pretend to get drunk in the bathroom and crash the whole thing
Sailor Jerry came over for the evening. It was a magical evening. I didn't even get puke in the house.
You get 5 min
Your time limits don't scare me, I'll include foreplay and redressing in that 5 min. If you wanted to challenge me you should say you got an hour, id be scared then and more creative.
I got propositioned to get involved with an engaged couple. I told them I didn't think my married couple would like me to see other couples...
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