Its a bunch of hippies dancing in front of a stobe light. For ten dollars I could have gone to the strip club and at least had a lap dance
I HATE DRINKING WITH JUST GIRLS, ITS 1030 THEYRE ALL HAMMERED AND TALKING ABOUT HOW AWESOME THEIR SHOES ARE!!!!!!!
I have tardy slips. and absent slips if you don't show up to the bar. and trust me, if you are absent there will be a saturday school. I'm teaching you how to drink tonight.
Weird we were more concerned with sharing our germs than tag teaming the blow job?
Sign out of Gchat. Right now my gchat list is entirely girls I've slept with.. and you. You are fucking up my gchat chi.
Hey, hey, hey, hey. This is a hurriCAN.
You kept showing everyone at the bar your bra to prove it matched your shoes.
It's like I just got slapped in the face with the cock of nostalgia.
We passed my parents while I was giving him road head...that awkward
You told the cashier at McDonald's not to smell the ones cause you had just got back from the strip club. Good deed.
I was a plus one at an intervention for a person I didn't know.
I'll truly miss your penis but your use of words and phrases such as bae, yolo, swag, and totes have ruined how attractive you once were.
Vodka, rum, moonshine, I don't care, just bring like 5gallons.
if i get arrested im counting on you to get a picture of it
I went to an adult Halloween party last night dressed as Mrs. Doubtfire, but I woke up on a stranger's couch surrounded by sleeping children in karate gi's. And I accidentally flushed my granny wig mid-puke, so if they wake up I'm gonna have to convince them that I'm just a weird older man and not a terrible cross dresser.
How did you come to this point in your life?
Good bartenders.
Randomize