Sharpest. Poop. Ever.
Guess who is high enough to buy Jingle All The Way?
watching elf naked is so much better than watching it with clothes on .
We decided to have a girls night of four lokos, three of us cried and the other puked
every facebook tagged picture of yours, you are either drinking, swimming or drunk in water
He kept surfacing with a delighted look on his face, guessing different types of food to try to figure out what makes my pussy taste so good.
Just met me in 10 years...this lady keeps an emergency wine cooler in her bag
I tried to show my boob for free volcano tacos at taco bell last night. Not boobs. Just boob. The manager wasn't allowing it.
I may or may not be taking a bath listening to the Phantom of the Opera. This lovely moment brought to you by xanax.
So is there some kind of punch card you and I get to use every time we fuck a chick with a cast?
I can't let him end my perfect streak. HE USED TO BE FAT
Me, him and the recently stolen carpet walked down the road and into the strip club. We had to check the carpet with our coats, it didn't mind missing out too much, later the door guy at Subway held carpet during late night sandwich selection.
I can feel my teeth in 4 dimensions. I shouldnt be this high at 8 in the morning.
He was the highest I've ever seen. Almost had him convinced there are only three colors in the rainbow...
He ate me out for my sailor moon manga and I gave him a blowjob for his Devilman manga. Pretty sweet deal imo
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