Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
We were tigers and tigers don't wear pants
I just chased the everclear with Listerine...I think I found my new chaser!
I should have been more specific when I asked for 8 inches.
They were fighting, but then they bumped into the bong and it shattered. After that they just hugged and cried.
i woke up to the sound of my dad getting blown. this is my life
Just did ten shots in 8.34 minutes........ Slowly getting over the loss
I woke up on your bathroom floor, i used your towel I found laying on the floor as a cape to get to your bed. I thought it would help me walk straight if I looked like a superhero
If you die first, I'm going to sleep with a pallbearer at your funeral.
there's cocaine on the ipad again........... was your sister here last night?
Well if your hearts not big enough, your penis certainly is. Just have a threesome
I did not know male screamers existed until now. Good for him. Good for my ego.
So I woke and tried to get up. Then I realised my foot was stuck in the pocket of the pool table.
And tell your penis that we can hang out tonight for sure.
Pandemic Silver Lining: cheap hotel rates makes it easier to have afternoon fun with my side dick
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