He has 250 profile pictures. Of course he was a douchebag
this mix will be the most desperate cry for affection in the history of itunes.
If i need to get strippers involved i will.
i just masturbated in footie pajamas. there's no judgement here.
is he the 3rd person to bang everyone in our group?
I don't care how fucking drunk you are, you don't forget wanting to shove a wine bottle up someone's ass.
Apparently, "please don't I have to be in court tomorrow" is not a valid excuse for a girl to abstain from giving a massive hickey.
totally just stole a 24 pack straight out of the miller truck
I found it. now I'm going to the gym to be "healthy" or whatever that folklore is called.
you bit my nipple really hard and then looked at me and said 'i feel responsible for the state of your nipples'
She is still out of it but keeps saying ur name she said to tell u dinosaurs aren't real but biscuit with a z made bad choices
walked into my room this morning clutching two empty bottles of sminoff to find my roommate's ultra conservative parents staring at my posters of naked men. fuck parents weekend.
So not only did I get laid today but I also left with a 42” tv lol
RICK FUCKING MORANIS!!!!!
Soooo you're telling me you support us groom's men giving lap dances to willing patrons?
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