Contrary to popular belief, while 19 is an attractive age, it does not equate to sexual prowess.
Dude sorry i couldnt seem to spell any words right in the texts i sent you last night
I felt like a fucking code breaker.
so he tried to quietly tell me my Tampon String was hanging out in front of his family but i didn't hear him so he yelled it
I know...I feel like disliking her as a person on facebook
just spent all of my last class as a college student, vomiting in the bathroom. its moments like these i will cherish
She had to get her inhaler in the middle of fucking...but she kept it in.
LSHMSFOAIDMT = laughing so hard my sombrero falls off and I drop my taco.
You know what's soul crushing? Walking to subway and find out you were too drunk to put on shoes and being denied service.
Um. I literally have no words.
I brought ur friend Scotty home... He started rubbing my crotch then fell down and passed out in front of the microwave
idk the fact that her roommate had a sign that said "enter without knock, exit without cock" makes me really NOT want to go steal her pot.
My mom just walked in and saw a picture of his penis. She then asked me "Do you even have a cervix left?!" I don't know what to feel anymore HA
Yeah well that's a good thing right? Like mothers approval? Kinda like a Fathers blessing but. . . better?
I feel like your personal Bdsm barbie...
Yeah I know my dick is weird, but I've surprisingly had a lot of fun with it.
and that's when you shouted "ahh motherland" as you streaked down hall 4B
he told me I was hypnotizing him with my mouth so I guess I do give good head
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