I had just got her shirt off when I realized that I was about to fuck Chewbacca from Star Wars. The way she moaned confirmed that I was.
i wonder if detective benson from law and order takes those handcuffs home. i bet she does.
He said we were driving the golf cart through the woods screaming 'iceroad truckers' for four hours in the dark
I feel like a combination of david goes to the dentist and drunkest guy ever goes for more beer
After the VIP Latina experience at the strip club last night, I am rooting for Mexico in this years World Cup.
i also took my stockings off in the bathroom and blew my nose with them in the cab ride home. james was appalled
Great night. I'm in the middle of explaining to her how the stock market works and she just rips my pants off and starts blowing me. Nerdiest blowjob ever.
Tranny group. Dance off. Horse hair and dicks swinging. I. Cant. Unsee. This.
You were pouring Patron into the window of the squad car trying to get the police dog to drink it
So thats why that cop beat my ass?
Probably
Whatever it's Canadian jail, it's not like Guatemala or something. It'll be nice and cushy and they'll probably throw him a big bday party with all his friends and strippers
i was the only bi girl at the frat party. i felt like the last cresent roll at thanksgiving
Also, totally got laid in my yellow rubber boots and it was awesome.
That was years ago. And it was chlamydia.
I CAN'T FALL IN LOVE WITH SOMEONE WHO HAS A LISP. I JUST CAN'T.
If you ever get divorced...would you call me??
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