If its called oral, why is it so hard to talk?
I wish i could be on x for the rest of my life.
EVERYONE CAN HEAR YOU FUCKING YOU ARE IN A TENT
Woke up on a mattress on a roof this morning with a pair of briefs next to me. Oh fleet week.
I feel like the devil is trying to impregnate me through my eyeballs.
So lets not base feelings on vagina tingles
Dude I thought she was trying to turn my dick inside out
I have a present for you
Like a legit gift, not just me showing up and getting naked
i need to put some appletini on your dick
I dare you to find another dealer that delivers bud to your home along with deep fried vegan burritos
How exactly does a handjob become fancy?
Blueberry lube, and champagne.
Do you know how fucking great a bath bomb is when you're high?
I kinda wanna drive through the Gator bar parking lot and seeing if my panties are on they ground, they should be right next to my pride...
She woke up, peed in the sink and then passed out again, it's only 2 in the afternoon
I have to touch the horse lube. :-(
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