i got kicked out of Barns and Nobles cuz i put all the bibles in the fiction section
Apparently i was the first person to introduce her to her clitoris. Needless to say...they hit it off great
i wonder what thom yorke's orgasms sound like
he got instantly turned off in the middle of a blowjob when he heard the news "twilight beat the blockbuster record of batman"
SEE! I KNEW I HAD A LONG-TERM REASON FOR BEING A SLUT!
And on top of all this... he just told me to "chill my nips."
and everything will be beautiful and nothing will hurt and we will eat nachos
I'm gonna do some tripping... In the direction of balls
Drinking a bawls. If I'm dead when you get home, yes, they are poisoned.
Well its all fun and games until you get naked with your ex in the shower. that's NOT flirting
you made cordon bleu at 4am and declared you were Marshall Stewart
I had fresh baked oatmeal cookies, tacos AND was on deck to give a stellar blow job. You'd think that'd be a win/win/win situation.
Do you lock your house? Serious question, I need to know if I can add it to my list of emergency poop stops
If everyone felt the happiness from apple crown royal we would be in a better place
Well when I woke up this morning I didn’t think I’d be masturbating to my own LinkedIn profile today but here we are
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