Marg and I just meaowed the nat anthem. I was tenor.
'm tripping baaaaaaaaaaaaaaas
But i did once see a show where a women was homeless and installed a stove in a school bus so she and her baby could live there since all the seats were taken out. As far as being homeless goes it didn't look half bad...So this is me promising to you that if i ever am living in an abandoned school bus...i will at least pimp it out with a stove so you can come over for dinner sometimes
I really need to stop carrying a flask around with me in my backpack at school..
Aren't you in 8th grade?
9th, but that's not the point.
Just passed on a threesome. I'm too old for that kind of morning after.
What did you give her? She's trying to tape her wrists so her hands don't fall off.
It was just like old times except for going to hangover throw up before waking my parents up to open presents. Merry Christmas!
He ran around the party with a broken foot/ankle with a gallon of Malibu yelling "it must rain coconut"
There was probably a tattoo above her soulless vagina that read 'it's a trap!' Yet you ignored it
Went outside and he was playing rock paper scissors with a cop over a drunk in public ticket.
We just got in a fight with grandma b/c she tried to tell us you didn't go hard.
He isn't understanding any of my Fetty Wap references. He may not be a keeper after all.
How did your walk of shame include a trip to Walmart and how did you bump into the cop that arrested you last night there?
Ever find a porn video so groundbreaking you mentally cancel all your Dick Appointments for the week?
Have you ever gotten such awesome underwear you wish you didnt have to wear pants?
There is way too much butt cleavage here for a formal event.
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