You want looks pregnant, is pregnant, or the one with a kid.
While I'm in the bathroom taking a piss you think of a way to get us the hell out of here.
ii just google-imaged 'sad turtle' and maggie gyllenhaal only came up once. what is the world coming to?
You went to church with your boobs hanging out?
Theyr'e a gift from god, I figured I should show him i'm using them well.
When I unzipped my pants I said "Release the Cracken"... she dug it so we're getting married soon.
At least a dozen asian tourists will be showing their friends pictures of me peeing off of Hoover Dam with a cop pointing his gun at me when they get home. I worry about the impact on their children.
just overheard a conversation that ended in "and that's what I learned in France" How could that not have been about sex
...She then said get into the spirit and started making firecracker noises while having sex
I didn't budget in chasers this month so were chasing everything with water. Sorry.
I should have questioned it early on when they said bring beer and chocolate syrup
the whole bar just wished me luck with my booty call tonight
He asked me the next morning if he fell asleep inside of me. Drunk is an understatement.
He had a flex off with himself in the mirror but he thought it was someone else for at least 20minutes.
HE IS. YOU SHOULD TOUCH HIS BACK.
IT IS A COURTSHIP RITUAL.
THE MUTUAL BUTT TOUCH IS SACRED.
they just got in argument over who had more of your dick pics. quit sending shit to my sisters fucker
Yoooooo, the fat magician married the chick I dumped a beer on after I got pissed he was flirting with her in front of me
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