She says ass holes are for stuffing, the verb, not stuffing, the noun.
so you masturbated because Oprah told you?
As long as they suck a good dick I don't care what fruit they have and where they have it
Is there a nice way of saying 'touch my penis or i dont really wanna hangout"?
it was really awkward..i thought he had two dicks, but later realized it was jsut his roommate
I would like to apologize for asking to take advantage of you, wishing you a horny Hanukkah and whatever "abd ethw prnym to mzbe yur penis cna be friends" means.
woke up with the dennys waiters MYSPACE link on the back of my receipt...yep one of those nights
I'm going to buy her a puppy, let her fall in love with it, then kill it in front of her. Does that answer how I feel about her?
I'm trying to pinpoint the moment when "don't do anything I wouldn't do" became bad advise.
Hes pre-made beer lollipops so he "can suck before the sex" QUOTE!
There are so many things that would come back to haunt me if I ran for President someday.
like that video of you mad stoned vomiting in the bdubs parking lot after going to a pizza buffet screaming how you needed to make room for froyo
Wat
Just keep in mind that she didn't start telling you you had the largest penis she had ever seen until AFTER she found out about your multi-million-dollar trust fund.
who is the naked dude on the coffee table
thats jeff, jeff is nice so don't be rude
I want to be "performing a disservice to society by actually wearing clothes in public" hot.
my roommates gone so i can take codeine and sleep naked
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