What's proper 1 nite stand etiquette?
Say hi to his dad and make him some breakfast.
i hope push ups and a ton of orange juice gets rid of chlamydia
Taking jello shots out of a big bowl from a measuring spoon. holla atcha boy.
One person in the car. Three blizzards. Alot of judging.
would he be offended if i told him that "national coming out day" is october 11. thats subtle enough right?
Do you remember snorting allspice and yelling at doughnut shop girl?
I have bruises on my ass from her spurs. God bless Texas.
I have got to stop taking so many uppers and downers simultaneously. My life is a Dali painting.
somehow this went from sexting to explaining my eating disorder.
He's a prodigy! It would be a service to the scientific community.
15 is 15
You popped the Plan B pill then clapped twice, said "mischief managed" and headed tward the bar.
HOCKEY BUTTS AND BASEBALL BUTTS HONESTLY DO SOMETHING TO ME
Honestly after an incomprehensible political rant yoga seems like the best option at 2 am
Should I be worried if two ants just crawled out of my purse?
Yes!
hey, just so we're clear, next time we go swimming drunk at my house, we have to use the floating chairs instead of my mattress. i'm not sure how to get it out of the pool.
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